Even though my video review of this award winning movie was less than glowing, I figured it has to at least look better on DVD. Of course, my problems with 'Blue Movie' had little to do with the picture and sound, but with the complete lack of sexual heat and the tragic misuse of one Jeanna Fine. While the new format, certainly can't fix these shortcomings, at least it will look cool.

OK, so I'm about three years late on this one, but it did win an award for Best Film in 1996, and you guys are always on me to review more Jenna movies. I figure this is a good way for me to make you happy and cover my ass on some older, 'classic' titles at the same time. Besides, it has Jeanna Fine, Rebecca Lord and Lana Sands in it. Wow, that isn't much of an open for a movie that won all these awards. I must be getting lazy with all the gonzo and oral tapes I've been doing. Well, this movie was part of that first year Jenna hype and she looks fantastic on the cover of this box. Since it won best film, I can only guess that there is some sort of a plot here, which is another good reason to have hired Jeanna Fine.

We open with Stephen St. Croix being examined by a shrink, Rebecca Lord. He is a porn director who likes to cross dress. He says it helps him get in touch with women's sexuality. Psycho babble aside, she thinks it's a good idea for him to get in touch with women's sexuality by licking her pussy. It's a rare thing to just see a guy go down on a girl in porn, but that is all we get here. A short, though rather hot pussy lapping session. Me thinks we are in for a strange ride.

This is followed up by a very strange scene with Jenna masturbating. (You know, this scene actually does have some heat, and that freaky blue ball is a lot brighter on DVD.) It looks good, but who knows what it means. When she wakes up from this dream, Jenna gets a screaming call from the editor of some sleaze rag who has her out to get the scoop on St. Croix. Jenna seems less than thrilled with the idea of meddling in the private life of this man, but off she goes. It's pretty clear the doe eyed Jenna is just a fan of the reclusive director, but still she goes searching for the dirt. She runs into a problem, Jeanna Fine. There is some really great dialog here between Fine, the editor, St. Croix and even Jenna. Thanks to some fast talking, Jeanna is allowed to stay on the set of his new film and this is where things really take off.

Jenna is ushered to the make up room where she is hurried into costume. As she changes, the starlet next to her, Tera Heart, relates the story of her first experience with the famous director. It was on a set that required her to play a beach bunny on a snowy mountain. Again, some funny dialog ensues as Alex Sanders joins her on the slope for some fun in the snow. Tera looks hot and shows that she is a first rate hose hound, drooling all over Alex's rod and practically begging to get it into her steamy slit. She is wonderfully flexible, pulling her shapely legs way back to her shoulders to get rammed full of rod. As usual, Tera really lights up with a dick in her ass, pounding her body back to meet Alex as he fucks her from behind and taking a big load in her mouth, proving she is a welcome addition to any film for her raw slutty, sexuality.

When Tony Tedeschi shows up on set, he needs a little fluffing. Since Tera is a star, make up girl, Dallas takes over. With Jenna watching, the blonde shows how well she can suck a cock hard in no time. No complete scene here, just some more dialog to get us to roll time. With the cameras rolling, Tedeschi gets into his scene with a bar whore, Lana Sands. Lana, as always looks stunning and can't wait to shimmy out of her skin tight dress to make all areas accessible to Tony's probing fingers, tongue and hard cock. He bends her over and fucks her over the bar hard enough to make her ass jiggle invitingly. Her butt looks so good that Tony just has to shove his cock in there as well Lana is vocal as always, and still half in costume for guys who dig sexy, hooker clothes mixed with their public sodomy. When he can take the tight tush no more, Tony has Lana get back on her knees to take his load into her mouth. She finds it tasty, licking up every last drop.

The story within the story is pretty interesting and well written, as is the main script. Fine acting here by all the players and definite props to the script writer. Jenna finally gets into the action by spreading her thighs for TT Boy. (Within the context of the movie within the movie.) She certainly is loud enough to be a porn star and her pussy looks tasty. Even more fun to watch is how Jenna stares down his cock while devouring it, as if she has some personal grudge against it that can only be solved by draining it of all fluid. TT is known for his high energy fucks, but Jenna does all the fucking her, riding his cock as hard as she can. After one shot, he stays hard and bends her over to finish the job. This time, Jenna gets fucked nice and hard from behind until her pussy gets a second coat of cum. He's still not done and pushes her thighs back for a quick slam fest before unloading a single shot into her mouth. Pretty damn hot scene, especially for a feature. (There is a reason behind this scene, the three pop shots, etc. but you have to be watching the actual video to be following the film plot.)

When next we see Jenna, she has been captured by Amazons and is in the middle of a Lana Sands/Jeanna Fine sandwich. It's lesbian sex, but Jeanna really knows what she's doing and Jenna does make a lovely center piece. Still, this falls back into the more typically feature style of sex. If not for Jeanna's filthy mouth this scene would be rather dull indeed.

Elsewhere, Tedeschi has also been captured and is being sexually assaulted by Dallas. (Wasn't she supposed to be the make up girl?) Tony seems a little bored here, and Dallas is trying harder to keep her huge fruit hat on her head than to fuck. Nice mish with her legs in the air. This scene really is more important to the plot than to the sexual energy of the film. You see, when Tony can't pop in time, St. Croix steps in. After a bit of macho posturing, a bet is made.

The director has to deliver the stunt pop with any woman Tony picks. He chooses Jeanna which sets up a touching moment between the two sexually dubious characters. What it really sets up is a chance for us to watch one of porn's greatest fucks, Jeanna Fine, in action. Of course, what we get is about five minutes of pussy eating, followed by three of missionary sex and a shot all over her belly. Not even a glimpse of the best cocksucker of our time with her lips around a dick. Bad form, even if you're Michael Zen.

As a script, I can't begin to praise "Blue Movie" enough. It is involved, strange and funny, perhaps one of the best I have ever seen. However, this isn't a film festival, it's porn and without great sex, the best scripts still leave the audience limp. With the exception of a very hot Tera Heart scene and a moderately interesting Jenna pairing with TT Boy, this movie has pretty much zero sexual heat. No matter how well shot the scenes are, they just don't have the spark it takes for me to really like it. Even Jeanna Fine is wasted sexually here, though her non-sex performance is spectacular. So, though technically tight, well written and wonderfully acted, "Blue Movie" is just too much movie and not enough blue for my tastes.

Watching this on DVD, I have the same feelings I had on video. Zen gets great non-sex performances from his cast, he has a nice script, but the sex is just lacking. Jenna has some bright moments and Tera Heart is a super slut, but to have Jeanna Fine and not use her is just criminal. Too much script and not enough good sex, even the second time around.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06

RickJ's Rating:

Starring: Jenna Jameson - unbelievably sexy, Jeanna Fine - very passionate, etc.

Great!
How do you rate the movie's eroticism?
Extremely Erotic. Jenna Jameson is possibly the hottest creature on earth.

Jenna's solo scene at the beginning was very arousing.

The lack of a quality girl-girl scene.

Great porn flick. 10!

Posted By RickJ, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Wildwolf's Rating:

Starring: Jena Jameson, Stephan St. Croix, Jeanna Fine, Tera Heart, Jordan St. James, Dallas, and a few others, every ones performances were good inthe sex scenes as for acting some wehre good whle otehrs should've not even spoke.

The production of this movie was good but when you watch the movie you wonder what the hecks going on. I think it's supposed to be a comedy about making a porno, who knows?

There were some good moments but overall it wasn't that erotic.

Jenna playing a part oas if she has never done a porn movie, she's very convincing in this part.

It didn't have a clear point of what this movie was really about, you find yourself watching just to figure it out.

My overall opinion of this movie would be a solid 7, it could be better, all actors/actresses have done alot better movies than this one, this is not a must see movie unless you enjoy all of the cast members past movies.

Posted By Wildwolf, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM