Few series in all of porn can hold a candle to the off the wall antics seen in Perverted Stories. They have always pushed the envelope and now have a guarantee on the box. Each video will include at least one gaping anus. Not my cup of tea, but many of you will want to take note. (You know who you are.) With that promise and a super sexy picture of Sabrina Johnson in a plaid skirt on the box, I think now is a good time to stop this and get to the hardcore.

The oddity begins right away. We begin with a guy lying in the dirt, enjoying the feel of the worms crawling all over his body. When Christian goes into the woods to find some worms for her garden, she finds a thick, fleshy worm sticking out of the soil. Luckily for the guy, this busty blonde doesn't whack it with a shovel, but gets a sudden urge to suck it. I don't know about you, but that looks to me like it must feel major weird. When that doesn't bring the worm out of the soil completely, she slides her pussy down on it and fucks like mad. For those of you who don't like seeing guys during scenes, this one basically has Christian humping a mound of dirt with a cock sticking out. She looks pretty hot form the front, but shots of her ass are obstructed by this huge tattoo covering nearly one whole ass cheek. It looks like a billboard. She manages to get his cock up her ass, which given the awkward situation is pretty impressive. Very odd scene, but give it an A for creativity.

Dave Hardman is a scientist on a trip to study head shrinkers. He comes back with his head shrunken. This leaves him with no brain functions but a raging hardon. (Insert favorite male porn star joke here.) Matrixx is there to explain his condition to buddy Buck Adams and to console both men in their time of grief over Dave's lost mind. The blonde is quite open to having her orifices explored by the horny pair. I've never taken much notice of Matrixx before but she sure knows how to take a hard pounding from behind, even with her mouth full of cock. I could do without the stretching of her pussy, but the anal sex is quite hot and very well shot. She swallows all the semen they can shoot her way.

Paris Bluew makes the mistake of checking out a mysterious noise at the back of the warehouse. Realizing that the man (Dave Hardman) is a total fucking loon, she does what any level headed woman would do, she fucks him. Major props here for one of the best tit fucking scenes I have seen in a long while. Paris has a great set of tits and sucks cock with great intensity. The standard fuck scene is made better thanks to some nice angles, especially the ones that have those wonderful funbags on display. When Dave comes knocking at her back door, Paris opens wide and lets him slide right on in. She does her best to get at his cock as Dave starts spilling his seed and ends up licking up the dribble.

The final scene is the one I have been waiting for ever since I saw the boxcover shot in AVN. Sexy Sabrina Johnson stars as a birthday girl who is left alone on her special day by hubby Dave Hardman. As soon as she is alone, two masked men (Hardman and Buck Adams) They quickly forget about robbing her and take advantage of the petite Brit's hot body. Like always happens in these scenes, Sabrina starts loving it in about ten seconds, showing off all of her sexual skills. Judging from the way she wolfs down cock, it looks like maybe hubby hasn't been keeping his little nugget properly satisfied. Shame on you Dave. Great action here as the guys actually struggle to keep up with Sabrina in a very high energy fuck and suck. The little tart ends up begging for cock in her ass and that's just what she gets, a great, hard, butt boning. Anyone else love hearing her say "Fuck my ass" in that sexy accent? The only way they can shut her up is by filling her mouth with two big shots of hot cream. Is she mad when she finds out her husband set up a fake rape for her birthday? This is porn you idiots, of course not.

Well, this is another strange video from JM Productions. Worm boy is a pretty bizarre coupling to be sure, but Christian does a nice job working around all the mud and much. Paris and Matrixx has scenes there too didn't they? To be honest, my mind just skips ahead to the final three way with the incredibly hot Sabrina Johnson. Her scene is worth the price of the tape and I will be watching again very soon. In fact, I'll be checking it out as soon as I finish this closing para.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06

Dave Michaels' Rating:

The title of this series, is exactly what it should be called. PER-VER-TED!!! This stuff is so nutty, you can't help but to watch it. And the girls are so fine, you won't believe the shit they do in them.

The series is like the Twilight Zone for perverts. The tapes are broken up into four vignettes of debauchery and have eerie music in between the segments.

The first segment had me in stitches. It had curvaceous, blonde, bubble-butt, Christgen Wolf, working in her garden. To help her garden grow, she goes looking for worms. Now here where it gets really wacky. This guy, Lenny Fetish, is buried in her garden, with only his face and dick sticking out, and he calls himself, the Wormboy! Now I know what you're saying, what the hell does this have to do with people fucking!

It gets weirder.

She stumbles upon his engorged flesh worm among REAL FUCKING WORMS! Too gross for words! She thinks she has hit the mother load of worms, and starts sucking his to her hearts content. Christgen is so hot to look at, you don't even mind she is knee deep in slimy invertebrate. It's also too bad she tattooed up like a side show circus freak, but she still can suck a mean dick. She then starts getting fucked in the ass by Wormboy, with mud all over her bodacious butt.

This is how worm to human venereal disease is spread.

Next up has Professor Dave Hardman going off to Africa to research the aloof Ugandian tribe. When he gets back to see his friend, Buck Adams, his head has been shrunk by the headhunter tribe.

I told you this was a weird series. A specialist, Matrixx, is flown in to save the poor boy. She sucks and fucks him, also fucking Buck Adams, to try to restore his shrunken member. I mean the one on his shoulders.

Does our hero get saved? Who cares. Next up, is a truly whacked out piece of work. Dave Hardman plays a gimp in a wheelchair who is running around some type of asylum, naked and jacking off in his wheelchair. It is truly disturbing how he goes about his "rape fantasy" with newcomer Paris Blue.

It stars off pretty sick with the scene, but then gets truly hot! Paris Blue gets into her attacker and shows she can suck cock better than a gimp bitch.

This is so nasty and sexy, I have to bestow upon her the coveted, "Talking Blue Balls Awards" for nasty newcomer! Guys, and gals, you are going to love this girl. She is going places, so keep an eye out for her in future performances.

Lastly, we see a couple, Dave Hardman & very cute newcomer, Sabrina Johnson. He's called into work on his day off and has to leave Sabrina home alone. Again, JM Productions, pushes the "rape fantasy" angle by having the girl's home broken into by two thugs, who proceed to violate her. After awhile, she "gets into it" and goes alone with her sodomy.

She really is cute and hot in this scene, but I felt extremely dirty after watching it.

JM Productions is really pushing the proverbial envelope. Don't know what's next from this company, anal sodomy of a Shar-Pei puppy?

Posted By Dave Michaels, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM