Roger's Rating:

I have made a career, such as it is, at least in part, by bringing Seymore Butts' work to all of you net citizens out there. I have repeated ad nausium, how great his work is, why I like it, and what makes Seymore the very best gonzo director in all of porn. Rather than say it all again, I will get right to it. As usual, with a compilation tape, I will try to keep things brief. If you want the long version of the scene breakdowns, check the original reviews. There is a lot to cover in this long comp, so strap in and hold on, I have a feeling the best of Seymore's anal scenes is going to be a hot one.

No foreplay needed for sexy Vanessa Chase. We join a scene already in progress, and lovely Vanessa already has Seymore's dick in her ass and a few fingers in her pussy to boot. After a brief ass busting, Seymore unloads a monster load all over her almost too cute for words face.

Taylor Hays was/is perhaps one of the most anally oriented starlets of this or any time. She is at her best when something big is in her tight backdoor. This time, with a fat dildo in her butt and Seymore's fingers in her pussy, Taylor rains a flood of girl cum all over the place. That is all we get. This is my early complaint about this video. The clips are way too short. Oh well, you want the whole thing, rent the original video.

Before we can blink, another asshole, this time belonging to Sophia Ferrari, is stiffed with stick. This was one of the very few scenes with this dirty Italian bimbo that I actually liked. Even though I don't find her all that attractive, the DP and anal action in this scene with Jake Steed and T.T. Boy is absolutely top notch, especially the double facial frostings.

Vanessa is back with Seymore, proving once again that this guy has impeckable taste when it comes to butt sluts. This time, we get at least enough assfucking action to really enjoy watching this highly underrated and incredible star get plowed and drown in jizz. All Vanessa would be fine with me.

Yvonne is another Seymore fave, and with Shane's help, Vince Voyeur fucks this little British tramp right up her tight bum. Yvonne, anal slut that she is, gets her ass fucked good and hard before Vince blasts off on her pussy.

We move outdoors for a scene from one of the Pool Party movies where Nici Sterling is being worked over by Alex Sanders. He can't possibly resist this UK asshole for more than five seconds. Nici has one of the finest bodies I have ever seen and something out her begging for cock in her ass with that accent just makes me rock hard instantly. Drippy A hole cum shot caps this one off. Watch the whole thing, it was even better uncut.

Yvonne and Shane are joined by Tera Heart and Tom Byron in one of the nastiest anal scenes I ever saw. Tera and Yvonne take all the cock they can in their asses while Shane hovers around looking great and inserting her tongue anyplace it will go. Yvonne even licks cum from Tera's ass. This was a killer scene.

For hard anal, no one is better than Taylor and we cut right to Alex Sanders fucking her backside as hard as humanly possible. Too bad he only lasts about thirty seconds before drenching her face. Great pop shot, but the magic of the scene is lost. The same can be said of a great DP scene that follows. For me, it's just too short.

Again we get Shane and Yvonne being worked over and once again, sexy Shane bows out of the anal action. She does however, pull the guy's cock straight from her friend's ass and suck it clean a couple of times. Later, after Seymore dumps a load on their faces, Shane does get assfucked and that is something to see.

Seymore inserts a long sequence called "Slo Jams" which is essentially a montage of slo-mo ass fucks. For me, this is just bad coverage of some great scenes.

Much better is the full Seymore treatment for the very lovely Tyler Sweet. After a long interview, T.T. Boy comes in to fulfill her fantasy of fucking a big time porn star. Tyler is the star here. What a sexy woman. Beautiful and hungry for cock, just perfect for the blue screen. T.T. is a man who clearly loves his job, and when given the chance to lie back and let a woman this hot suck your cock, who wouldn't love it. Tyler is the newest in a long line of Seymore babes who just light up when a hard cock is rammed into their pussies. Of course Tyler takes a big load on her face, which makes it a bit easier to deal with the fact, that her ass remains unfucked for now.

Southern Belle Shannon Flame is right at home naked in the hut tub with Tom Byron. She is on her way out of town and decides to give Tommy a nice go round before heading back. It is so nice to watch Seymore in full effect once again. When he is on, like he is here, no one shoots women better than Seymore. Of course, the SB special is oral sex, raven haired Shannon has a face made for cock. Not only does she suck well, but Shannon can take a big cock from behind as well. Her ass is even in play, and you know Tom is plenty happy to partake. In a tape filled with assfucking, this full anal experience is better than even the best Taylor or Shane partial buggering. No way for Seymore to end this but a A2M face frosting that leaves this southern redhead plastered in spooge.

You know, watching these Readers Digest versions of these buttfucking classics only makes me want to break out the Seymore collection and really enjoy them in all their glory. This tape has some highlights, but until the last two full scenes, it just makes me want more. Grab it if you are not familiar with Seymore's work, or if you just want to round out your collection. A must for anal fans.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM