Roger's Rating:

Having already reviewed this movie on video, I thought I might give it a stab on DVD as well. This version is the one IEG edited together after the law suit was settled. (My video review was of the 'unofficial' video.) There is supposed to be bonus footage on this disc, so I am going to start totally from scratch, watch is and review as if for the first time. Now that all of the hype over this 'stolen' home movie has died down it will be a lot easier to view it more as a piece of porn than as celebrity history. On the other hand, since I pretty much know what is coming, I won't be quite so anxious for the first half of the disc, waiting for the Baywatch babe to wrap those awesome lips around her ex-hubby's big dick.

Pam shows her shy side, ordering the camera out of the room as she sits, naked in the hot tub. You know, with little make up on, Pam is still ten times more beautiful than the average porn star. She has a face that is just beyond description. This footage, though PG-13 in nature is still better than the rest of the footage in chapter one, which seems to center around Tommy getting a manicure.

The second chapter is the bizarre, space wedding between the two stars of this video. Not only is it poorly lit, with bad sound and boring as shit, but since everyone but the couple is digitized into a blurry frame, it nearly gave me a headache. Scenes from their post-honeymoon period are filled with a painful number of terms of endearment. If watching Tommy Lee listen to his phone messages gets you off, then this chapter might be more than just something to fast forward to while waiting for Pam to get naked. Watching her back stage on the set of 'Barbwire' is kind of fun, but it's that killer outfit that steals the show.

The birthday celebration for Pam on a yacht is even better, since she opens her gifts in a sexy little bikini. You know, I think any of us, if married to Pam, might just run around with a camera attached to our face, if for no other reason than to have a record of just how sweet life can be. (And to think, Mr. Braindead, fucked it ALL up by hitting her. Loser.) Still, there is no sex to this point in the disc. (A tad over thirty minutes so far.)

At just after forty minutes, as Tommy rolls down the road, we get our first glimpse at Pam Lee actually performing some sex. She gets a look at Tommy's hard on and just can't help herself. She is all over that thing like sand on a well oiled thigh on the set of Baywatch. Just a little head, but still, the spontaneous nature of the action is pretty sexy even if we don't get to see much.

Finally on Lake Mead, Pam decides that naked is the best way to be, and who are we to argue with that logic. She looks fantastic, and Tommy is able to coax a nice little pussy shot for us. (Nice grooming Pam.) The sight works Tommy into a state of full attention and he starts fucking her. We only see about a minute of this before cutting back to a few days of non-sex antics. As the one hour mark closes in, Pam dons a pair of dark glasses and gives her man a very impressive blowjob. This may not be on par with the best porn has to offer, but the fact that it's Pam doing the sucking makes it an incredible turn on. After all, how often do we see a huge movie star/sex symbol sucking dick? I've said it before, and I will say it again now. This short blowjob is worth the price of the tape/disc, hands down. They fuck again, this time with Pam holding the camera. It makes things a bit shaky, but it gives us a different angle on the cumshot.

The rest of the video is just more of Pam and Tommy horsing around. Fun if you want to see how the other half lives. (Assuming the other half lives in a constant drug haze.) On disc, the picture quality is certainly better, as is the sound. It's still pretty shaky, home video, but that is part of the appeal. It still leaves me with the feeling that I am watching something I'm just not supposed to see. However, anyone who has a hard on for Pam will need to own this tape. It might as well be in the superior format. As for the extra footage, don't expect to see any more sex. It's just more horsing around. If you liked it the first time, there is more to like. If you were hoping to see more sex, don't get your hopes up.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM