Roger's Rating:

Hey I finally found something that I always wanted to review in my old VHS storage unit. This flick won so many awards that I just had to run out and buy it years ago. It is often compared to “Bad Wives” and I happen to really love that Vivid feature. I'm also a big fan of B and Horror movies so the story appeals to me. It's part comedy, part small town drama with a whole lot of eye candy thrown in for good measure. I know that many critics loved the fact that Thomas got Jamie Gillis to throw his hat into the ring one more time and his acting prowess certainly helps carry a rather solid script. On the female side of things, PT used Nikki Tyler as the lead and two of my favorites, Jenteal and Chloe to add some spice. So let's take a trip back and look at what is considered to be an instant classic.

Jamie Gillis and Jon Dough pull into town just as Steven St. Croix and his best girl Nikki Tyler are busy up in the hills? It's a little distracting to have her blonde head bobbing on his knob while we try to figure out just what Jon and Jamie have in mind. Not that the story is very complex, but it does take away from both the dialog and the blowjob. It kind of makes this throw-away sexual action and that is a shame.

To pull off their box office magic, Jon and Jamie need to find a girl. They find Chelsea and Jenteal at the local watering hole. They take Jon someplace private for a little “audition.” For my money, Jen is one of the hottest Vivid Girls ever so I'm going to have fun watching her take off her panties and tease. The girls strip slowly and circle around Jon. This is pretty interesting stuff and I like the way it's shot. All thoughts of interesting camera work go right out the window once Jen starts sucking on that big cock. Her pretty face makes for great eye candy even if we cut away too quickly to her friend bent over and stuffed by Dough's dong. The girls take turns in reverse cowgirl with Chelsea letting him have her ass and working a load onto her belly.

Back in town Jamie watches Steven drop Nikki off and yell at her for being a tease. We also get a solo scene from Shanna McCullough thrown in for good measure. She plays the theater owner and is also Nikki's mom. Nikki gets taken away by a monster as part of the publicity stunt and that sets all sorts of things in motion. Steven gets pissed as hell that his girl is off with a famous actor and he finds solace between Chloe's thighs.

Steven invites Nikki to a warehouse, lets her tease him, suck his cock and then finally gets what he wants. They fuck on a forklift, giving us some interesting angles and testing their abilities to perform in awkward positions. It is a hot little scene that ends with a big load all over her tits and of course, a huge fight between the volatile couple.

Jamie gets framed for a kidnapping and to help spring him Nikki enlists the help of her friend Kimberly Kummings. It's actually pretty easy for her to distract Jay and TT from their duties. The fake-boobed brunette rides cop cock and gives pretty good energy during this quick little three way. While they are distracted, Jamie gets away and is stashed out at Nikki's place.

Mom leaves Nikki in charge of the theater and she decides to pop a porno in to spice things up. There is only one customer in the place so she and Bobby Vitale are able to get busy in the seats. (She went from tease to slut in a heartbeat.) This is another cramped scene, but they manage to keep Nikki's body on display for most of the action. There is a guy right next to them jerking off, but that doesn't seem to bother Nikki in the slightest. The shadows against the screen are pretty good and Nikki ends up with a big load all over her hot ass.

Steven is losing it a little, but Jamie has lost it completely. He's head first into a bottle and cross dressing for fun. He stops drinking long enough to play with Chelsea, watching her dance and then teasing her with a banana. There is something creepy about Jamie on his bet day and when he is this deep into character; it is actually a little frightening.

There is a real kidnapping to solve so Nikki pretends to want Steven back. He takes her back to the warehouse where we find out that Chloe has indeed been kidnapped, but not by Steven. She has been boning Alex Sanders for a few days, that's all. Steven ends up trapping Nikki on a forklift and forces her to watch as he joins Chloe and Alex for a three-way. With the blonde screaming in the background, Chloe does what she does best. She gets fucked at both ends, wearing cum on her cute little ass before Alex finishes her off with a very solid round of anal banging.

The story basically wraps up, but there is time for one last trip down Odd Lane. Jamie is in drag and Shanna is a dom. I guess this is why a lot of critics creamed over this movie. It is a pairing between two hall of fame performers, but it more than just a little bit creepy. Shanna looks hot though and likes dropping her big ass down on his face to smother him. To cap it all off, she takes a shot on her face. Classic performers, odd scene.

Those of you looking for a good script will really enjoy the complex characters and rather interesting story here. It's a nicely shot little flick too. It has moments of great comedy, but not a whole lot of strokeable sex. As with many of Paul Thomas' projects, the sex scenes almost seem to be something he wants to rush through. That may work for some people, but the “pants around the ankles” crowd will have to wait a long time to find something to stroke to. Nikki carries the load and she does a decent job. For my money Chloe and Jen are a whole lot hotter and both of them are under-utilized in this project. Overall it is a great script with some really fine performances by Shanna, Jamie, Steven and even Nikki. It is a very strong feature overall with moderate sex scenes. Nothing spectacular and certainly not as good as “Bad Wives” but it is worth a look and will keep a lot of couples very happy. (Guys, just don't let her watch the last scene. Jamie might just scare the sexual arousal out of your woman.)

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Testosterossa's Rating:

Starring: Nikki Tyler--one of the best performances ever. Shanna McCullough--very very hot.

Incredibly well done. The actresses are beautiful, the plot is well done, the movie is long and filled with tons of hot scenes, and the sex, especially from Nikki, is volcanic.

Nikki Tyler's performance will be a classic. I had no idea that she was such a woman. She's ferocious. Wow.

Nikki get boffed on a forklift. Outrageous. That scene is the first one where she lets her boyfriend *finally* score and the build-up to the scene is painful. . . . for him and you.

The amount of the house that needed cleaning after it was over. Almost needed professional carpet cleaning.

Eleven on a 10 scale. Maybe even 1 A must-get if you are a Nikki Tyler fan or an oral fan. Or a forklift operator.

Posted By Testosterossa, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Simonsez's Rating:

Starring: Nikki Tyler, Steven St. Croix, Jenteal, Bobby Vitale, Jamie Gillis, Cheslea Blue, John Dough, Chloe. The performances are all pretty good - and I mean sexual and acting. Steven St Criox's acting as the bad boyfriend stands out, and Nikki Tyler's sex scenes are super hot.

the prouction values are among the best I've ever seen in XXX films. The cinematography, sound, direction - everything is excellent and demonstrates professional filmmaking abilities to rival many mainstream filmmakers. I shit you not - this is an extremly well made movie.

If you like tall, beautiful long legged blondes having really hot sex, then Nikki Tyler is your lady and this is your film. Her three sex scenes; an oudoor blowjob, fucking on a forklift, and fucking in a porn movie theatre while another guy watches and jerks off; are all good if not a bit acrobatic and uncomfortable looking. The other sex scenes are fair, but pale somewhat in comparison to Nikki's work. John Dough has a romp with Jenteal and Chelsea Blue in a pretty good scene which includes John boffing Chesea's tush. Chloe does her customary nasty girl performance, also fucked in the ass (Does she ever do a scene where she isn't??) - but it's not among her better scenes. Shanna McCullough and Jamie Gillis. . . well, I'll talk about that later. Nikki, Jenteal and Chelsea provide the visual erotica, and lady viewers who like swarthy handsome guys will dig Steven S. Croix and Bobby Vitale. In general, there is a of heat here and some damn good stroking material.

This is a really well made flick. If you are geting somewhat bored with the cheap, shoddy fuck fests that are being churned out on video, you should check this out. Along with excellent production values (4 out of 4 stars for an XXX movie) theres a decent story line, and plenty of skin and sex. The story follows local girl Nikki whose boyfriend, Steven St Croix, is the town tough. Nikki isn't ready to fuck Steven and he isn't happy with just getting blowjobs. Meanwhile, a film crew is in town to make a monster movie starrng a burned out old actor, Jamie Gillis (A part right up his alley), who spends his free time drinking too much and dressing in women's clothes. I won't give away the story, but it's actually interesting and pretty well acted, and leads to some great sex.

Okay, there's two Jamie Gillis scenes which are just too fucking weird - raincoater action that doesn't quite jive with the rest of this film. In one, Jamie uses a banana on sweet Chelsea Blue, and eats the mushed banana out of her asshole. Might have been funny somewhat if he fucked her as well - but no, he just gobbles banana out of her butt. Then he is dominated and humiliated by Shanna McCullough, in a scene that will make you cringe if you are not into that sort of thing. Like I said, this stuff is out of place in this film which otherwise is good, straight forward fucking.

This is a good stroker if you are into Nikki Tyler, a good basic fuck flick - and it has superb production quality and story line which helps to make it couples friendly. But some of the weird shit may be a bit much for couples - although a plus for the kinky folks. I rate this an 8 out of 10.

Posted By Simonsez, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Wildwolf's Rating:

Starring: Nikki Tyler, Jenteal, Chloe, Kimberly Kummings, TT Boy, Bobby Vitale and others. Nikki's performance starts of bad sucking on Steven St. Croix she can do better, but the end of the movie she makes up for alot, the overall acting was so-so most of the sex scenes where good, the blow job by Nikki and the 2nd scene with Jenteal and Chelsea Blue taking turns on Jon Dough was not that exciting either, but after that the movie gets better witha couple g/g/b threesomes, and sex using a forklift!

The sets, lighting, camera and props where excellent, very well done (like the scene in the movie theater).

It was ok, it could have been better. It seemed like all the guys wanted was a quick f**k and unload.

The scenes in the movie theater and the forklift scene where great (got me up in a quickie).

Overall they could've had the guys look like where like/wanted to f**k but it seemed they were there only for the girls to f**k (in that case they cold use Dildo's then. )

Overall the movie was disappointing except for a couple of scenes, I wouldn't recommend renting this only 5

Posted By Wildwolf, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

High Expectations' Rating:

Starring: Nikki Tyler, Jamie Gillis, Steven St. Croix, Shanna McCullough, Jenteal, Kimberly Kummings, Jon Dough, Chelsea Blue, Bobby Vitale, Chloe, Alex Sanders, T. T. Boy
Nikki Tyler starts off the feature giving head to Steven St. Croix. She's supposed to be a teenager, and her blowjob looks painfully like a teenage girl giving head for the first time. Good acting, I suppose.
Jenteal and Chelsea Blue then take turns with Jon Dough, with Chelsea taking Jon up her ass cowbody style. Unfortunately, just like in bridge, the partner not involved in the action just sits on a folding chair looking bored.
After a long stretch of plot Steven St. Croix and Nikki team up again for the vaunted forklift scene. This time she deep throats him like a porn star, not a teenager. They then use the forklift cab to great advantage for some hot sex that almost makes the disc worth keeping.
Chloe then climbs a tree and sticks her finger up her ass while Steven watches from below wondering (as I was) "Why?" Kimberly Kummings then has an awful scene with T. T. Boy and some other guy (don't know who) dressed up as cops. The other guy gets so bored he walks off, leaving T. T. muddle through. T. T. has trouble keeping his cock in Kimberly's pussy,so he switches to her ass, though you have to watch it 3 or 4 times to catch it. When he finally cums, it's this wimpy shot. I guess he was tired after holding her up for so long. Nikki and Bobby Vitale (I guess) then team up for some uncomfortable-looking movie theatre sex while a rain-coater looks on and jerks off (left-handed, too). From nowhere 2 dildos appear then disappear, the raincoater cums on himself and Nikki gets cum on her ass. She looks tired rather than happy. Then what I really, really, didn't have to see. Jamie Gillis puts on women's clothes and gets dominated by Shanna McCullough. Major FFWD alert! Luckily the scene quickly shifts back to the forklift, we pert Chloe takes Alex Sanders from behind and up the ass. She's the only one who actually seems to be enjoying having sex. Meanwhile Nikki acts like a 3-year old and throws a temper tantrum from the top of the forklift. Who knows why she just doesn't climb down. Unfortunately, that's it for the sex, unless you count the revolting sight of Jamie Gillis in a wig sex. I just couldn't stomach it.

The sets, props, lighting, and camerawork are all excellent. Too bad they were filming porn 'actors' and 'actress' doing such a bad job of 'acting. '
DVD Features:
Multiple Angles: I really expected more from this. You didn't get the choice of 3 angles throughout an entire seen, just for about 20-30 seconds at a time. The angle changes wouldn't happen immediately, and I couldn't tell whether it was me changing the angle or just the default angle changed. I spent a lot of time trying to get this to work like I thought it would, but I never did. A big disappointment. Meet the Girls: Bio info plus short clips 10-20 secs of the Vivid girls From the Director: Paul Thomas pontificates while I wonder why he looks so much like Eric Edwards. . . Meet the Girls Kobe's Virtual World: A pathetic excuse for showing Kobe clips when you click on things. Intel's Sex Game: Just like Kobe's Virtual World but with clips of other people. Yawn. Cyber Sex: This feature didn't work for me Previews: Bobby Sox - now there's something, a preview of the same movie that's on the disc
Where the Boys Aren't
Bad Wives
Video CD's
Web Info: www. vividdvd. com
Take the Tour: The 5-minute MTV-like short that is useful only for advertising

Too much of this movie features couples having sex like they were trying to smash a pumpkin between them. The fucking was unspectacular except for Chloe and Nikki in the forklift

Chloe getting fucked and enjoying it.

Jamie Gillis in drag and bondage gear. This disc has elevated Jamie to the status once reserved only for that hirsute hedgehog, Ron Jeremy. I never want to see Jamie Gillis in anything else ever again. The sight of him in a wig was enough to make me return this disc and everything else I own that has him in it.

If you're not allergic to Jamie Gillis, it's worth watching. But if you rent it, make sure you take it back on time. It isn't worth any late fees. A 5.

Posted By High Expectations, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM