Roger's Rating:

There were lots of good and bad things that came out of California's recall election last fall. Which side of that scale Mary Carey's campaign falls on depends on how you look at it I guess. She was never taken seriously as a candidate, but she was always fun to watch. There was a real platform behind Mary's campaign and it was tough to disagree with most of what she said. It's hard to pay attention to her message when her hooters are on full display as they were during her campaign commercial. (Which aired only once.) Now that the election is over and a different celebrity has won, we get to see Mary back doing what she does best. She's in front of the camera for this Kick Ass Pictures feature poking fun at her run for Governor and the whole recall election.

After one of her early campaign rallies, Mary meets a young female supporter, Fallon. The girl wants to help and Mary only has a few requirements from her staff. She wants to see her naked. (Mary seems to have learned politics from Slick Willie.) Showing that she is willing to do anything at all, she licks Mary's pussy and offers her own box for her use. After passing the taste test, the petite blonde does Mary from behind with a vibrator, proving that she would be an invaluable member of any campaign staff.

Lee Stone plays the Arnold character. He is not worried about most of the other candidates, but is scared of Mary. Demonstrating how a porn star might act, he vigorously gropes his assistant Laurel Berry. (A cute new brunette.) She doesn't mind at all and gives her all to make sure that the future Governor is really happy. Getting the little girl naked, he spends a long time licking her feet and toes before moving northward. He works her over pretty well before freeing the beast he has hidden in his pants. Laurel only has to suck cock for a few short minutes which is a shame. It is enough to get him hard and start slamming her hot little pussy. Not holding back, Lee really bangs her hard, making her tits shake hard on her chest. She handles the action very well and fucks back with a lot of energy as she gets on top. Lee nails her from behind and drops a good load on to her face.

Mary does a fund-raiser at the premier of her movie “Club Carey.” Tony Tedeschi is watching his performance in the flick with Holly Hollywood. They get turned on watching and have plenty of privacy. (Apparently there is no one else in the theater.) Eventually one guy does come in to watch while Tony runs his tongue all over her ass. We all know that Holly digs girls, so he has to spend a lot of time using his mouth to make her happy. For a veggie girl, she certainly knows how to give a blowjob. There is great eye contact as she strokes his shaft right into her mouth. With the blowjob over before we can really enjoy it; she rides hard in his lap. The doggy footage is really good and when Holly rolls over to take some more action. Mary enters for a front row seat. Tony stands up and shoots his load right on her face with the small audience cheering them on.

Ron Jeremy plays Cruztamonte and is hilarious as he meets sexy Simone. The Indian tribes have sent her over as a gift to thank him for all the support. Worried about a potential scandal, his aide reminds him that it would be best to leave her alone. Rather than letting a pretty, naked girl go to waste, the young staffer steps in while his boss can only watch. Simone drops to her knees and takes his meat in her mouth. She has a couple of minutes to show off her skills and flash her pretty eyes to the camera. He returns the favor by spreading her out on the desk right in front of his boss. This time it is the pussy licking that gets cut short so he can slide his meat into her shaved little pookie. Simone sucks his cock for a second as they move into reverse cowgirl. This lets Ron test her perfect little tits as she bounces them in front of him. There is some good standing doggy and then a really big load shot onto her mug. It isn't captured perfectly, but he really douses her pretty face with a ton of cream.

Mary shows her ability to deal with the media in the final scene. She gives a speech and then gives some private time to blonde journalist Tanya. Eventually they get down to some naked fun and games. I am very disappointed that we only get Mary in veggie scenes, but she looks very happy licking Tanya's pretty slit. There is plenty of great blonde eye candy and more than a little bit of enthusiasm as the girls finger each other. The girls share a two-headed dong in some intense pussy grinding action.

The comedic aspects of this movie are worth a chuckle. Stone's Arnold impersonation is just bad enough to be funny. Ron Jeremy is pretty good and Mary is cute as always. It is hard to get around the fact that the star of the movie only shows up for two veggie scenes. That just isn't going to cut it for most of Mary's fans. They are decent lesbian scenes, but the best sexual action comes from Laurel and Simone. Both girls give great scenes and little Laurel really shines taking Lee's monster meat. Like most Kick Ass movies these days, this one suffers from super short blowjobs and I am going to keep harping on that until they fix it. Mary's campaign was not successful, but this movie could have been a winner if we had seen more of the busty blonde star.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM