Roger's Rating:

A new tush in town? Well, one could say it's about time. On the other hand, I have not grown tired of the two 'old' tushes of Alisha Klass and Samantha Stylle. In fact, I find both of their bottoms totally bootilicious. Adding another T Girl to the mix can't be bad, but I could just stare at Lish and Sam all day. In fact, when is it time for an all Sam video? (Rog, it's only line five and already you're obsessing.)

Since we pick right up where Think Sphinc left off, the story is pretty easy to follow. Seymore's assistant cruises to the airport where cute blonde Sadie Grace waits for her shot at stardom. Fresh in from Ohio, this sweet faced young thing wants to head straight for the beach. With no place for her to chance, she just strips down and gets into her swimsuit in the moving convertible. OK, THAT is pretty fucking fresh. With the top up, Sadie celebrates her first look at the SoCal beaches by using some sex toys on her eager beaver. I love the fact that there are people walking by outside while she gets herself off with an array of vibes and dildos. Nice start for Miss Grace.

After seeing the tape of Sadie, Alisha gets horny and just has to start playing with herself. (Does a DAY go by when she doesn't HAVE to play with herself?) Unable to resist, smart fellow that he is, Seymore lends a helping hand with a dildo. I know some of you will fall over, but I have a criticism here. The long, monster close ups have become too frequent of late. Sure Alisha has a hot little squirting box, but it's the whole package that makes her so hot. The occasional close up is great, but this becomes one long super close up with Alisha screaming her way through a massive orgasm. Now, wait, did I start out with a negative criticism? It's still hot, I just think we have slowly moved in too close and it's time to back up a little. After working her pussy nearly to death, Seymore has no choice but to stick his cock up her ass. Sure, we've been down this road before, but who can get tired of watching that firm, young butt get blasted? Better yet, she gulps down a semen shake with total gusto.

David Steele comes by for an interview Seymore. The handsome stud is quite determined to get his feet and other parts wet in the porn world. What better way to break in a new guy than to throw him into fire right off the bat. Alisha is enough woman to send most mere mortals straight to the emergency room, so if David can survive this without running home to mommy, he just might make it. He dives right between the spread thighs of Ms. Klass and snacks on her very tasty pussy and butthole. If Alisha's boisterous cries of desire are any indication, I'd say David passes his oral exams with flying colors. Of course, the real test comes when Ms. Klass checks out the meat this new guy is packing. It's thin, quite long and still no match for the mighty mouth of Alisha, who swallows it to the root without even looking like she's trying. Holy shit, this woman can suck cock on camera. (Rog, I'm guessing she ain't too bad off camera either.) (Quit begging dude, save that for Sammy's scenes.) With Alisha's legs spread invitingly wide, David slams his meat into her exposed asshole. Give the new guy credit for keeping his dick hard during a long anal that includes some great piledriver with enough closeups and longer shots to keep everyone happy. His popshot is great, streams of thick cream that splashes her face and tits. Test one passed, bring on the next challenge.

Two days later Samantha Stylle and Alisha show up at Seymore's door. They have a dance gig in SoCal that night. (And Sammy, why did I hear about this AFTER the fact? I am devastated.) They are supposed to be rehearsing, but that premise vanishes rather quickly when Alisha puts Sammy on the Sybian. I keep waiting for these two women to actually break that fucking machine. They have added a dildo attachment that Alisha likes so much she shoves it up her ass and rides the mechanical man-toy till she once again nearly splits our eardrums. If she is half as exhausted as I am, it's no wonder she collapses after her climax.

However, since this is Alisha, we know the fun is just beginning. While she shows off some moves for the show, (Careful Alisha, you don't want to start doing Mila tricks.) his neighbor Steve comes by. Good time to come by apparently, since the girls try out their dance number on him. (By the way Sammy, watching this only makes me more pissed off that no one thought to ask me if I might like to help in the creative process.) Dancing quickly gives way to a more intimate performance, kicked off by a stellar double blowjob by two of the hottest women on the face of the earth. I think if Sammy ever got her mouth even remotely close to my unit, the thing might go off just from anticipation. I do have one suggestion for Seymore. Every time we see Sammy in a scene, some other girl is with her. Sure, Alisha and Sammy make a great team, but when do we get to see wall to wall Stylle? I can't the only person who is totally heads over heels for this Goddess. Right in the middle of the scene, Alisha starts another of her screaming, squirting orgasms that pretty much dominates the rest of the scene. Too much of this and not enough Sam here for me.

Since her ass didn't get enough attention, Alisha enlists Seymore to once again be on the receiving end of a blowjob. This is just to prep him for the anal sex she so craves. It's a good thing Seymore is a professional, or a blowjob like this could ruin the wood needed to drill Alisha's butt. Also know this. If you don't like Alisha, this tape will not work for you, by the time she gets fucked at the 1 hour fifty some minute mark, it's safe to say she has been on screen for well over half this movie. If you don't have this problem, or are a fan, her wicked A2M will have you spurting yet again.

We get a sneak peek at the action for next time when Tom introduces Sadie's ass to a big fat cock. While this is a fantastic tape for Alisha Klass fans, if you are really looking for the new tush, you might be a little disappointed. We only get a taste of Sadie, and in my eyes, sadly too little of Samantha Stylle. However, a lot of Alisha is far from a bad thing, in fact, she is at her dirty best here. My only criticisms would be that I want to see some more fun brought into the series, maybe a road trip. That, and I could stand to have the camera backed up just a bit so I can see all of Lish, Sammy and the other fine Seymore babes. Beyond that, hell, it's another in a painfully long line of winners.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM