Miles' Rating:

Starring: Victoria Paris stars as Linda Lovelace in this Ron Jeremy directed quickie that pales compared to the original and its underrated sequel. Here, Paris sleepwalks through non-story about her imagining sexual adventures we see played out.

Okay shot-on-video quality. No matter how Ron tries, the Roman orgies look like they were shot in someone's basement.

A little steam here and there. Paris is part of the problem. She delivers lines like she's reading them for the first time. Her sexual jaunts are no better, whether overseeing the orgies or proving to Wayne Summers that she's good at oral satisfaction. Sorry, Victoria, the real Linda Lovelace had more conviction.

The food-splashed orgy scenes are full of familiar faces getting shoved into gorgeous gals. The cast includes Cameo, Debi Diamond, Mai Lin, and Lauren Brice. They make the film tolerable.

Victoria Paris has no snap, and the plot has no sexual energy.

A Skip it for the original.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM