"I moved to California to go to college, but all I seem to be doing is sucking cock! Dad was right: this is a liberal state! – Sofia
"I met Jon and Adrian in Video Production 243, and for our first project, we filmed a threesome! That should be a worth an A+! – Sabrina
"I'm a geology major, so I like to get my boyfriend Rock hard before we start screwing! – Tia Evil"