Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Starring: Nikkiy Anderson, Julia Taylor, Nancy Lee, Denisa, Kamilla, Marina Gold, Roxy, Alex Ladd, JJ Michaels.
Despite of the fact that this video has some truly dynamite looking girls the performances bu all of them--ugly and pretty alike--were dissapointing. In most cases the girls didn't even move. They just lay there. Of course, they fake a lot of moans.
The only one who didn't seem to be faking that much was Nikky Anderson, but still even her performance, sex wise, looks dull.
The acting is even worse. Some of the girls obviously did not have a lot of experience reading lines, and some looked like they didn't know a lot of english, but still tried to read lines in english with less than convincing results.
The only consolation price is that three of the girls were ultra hot in terms of looks and had all natural breasts. Well, that's better than nothing.

This one looks like one of those shot-in-europe productions that have become so popular today. I'm making this guess because some of the girls had heavy eastern european accents (one of them spoke in something that sounded like russian to me), and the place where the scenes where conducted looked like a hotel room.
Considering JJ Micheals directed the flick and he was in another film in Prague (I think), this doesn't surprise me one bit.
Speaking of JJ Micheals, he was the director of the video. This means he got to screw ALL of the girls in the video (we're talking about 8 girls here). Darn shame. Not only it made the scenes repetitive (I'll get more into this later), but it proved to be a less than wise move. He was so distrated by his screwing that he did't bother to notice that some of the girls were so obviously not onto the scene that one of them even had a face of boredom.
Because, if you think about it, if there is no director looking at what's going on in the scene, there's no way to correct dull performances. This was the case in this video. The director was too busy fucking and not busy enough directing.
Two more problems: One, the scens were awfully repetitive. In two consecutive scenes JJ Michaels screws two girls at the same time. In the other two he screws one girl at a time. To make matters worse (this is number two), the position and over-all performances were repetitive. Always the same missionary, doggy style and anal changes. There are times when, in three-way scens, the girls don't even have anything to do because there's not enough thought put into the set up of the scene.
Now, here's something that really caught my eye about the video. At the end, in the credits, it says that the video was written by "Roger T. Pipe" And I'm wondering if this is the same Roger T. Pipe of Roger's reviews fame. If so, well, uh, I guess he has a thing for spy movies because the plot goes like this:
JJ Michaels plays "Jimmy Bone, "a secret agent. Get it? "Jimmy" as in "James" and "Bone as in "Bond". Who is looking for "Awesome Pussy" (Octopussy? Pussy Galore?) who is holding hostage a queen. "Awesome Pussy" speaks Russian (sounded like it to me) and has an all-women crime organization.
Jimmy screws the girls and this leaves them unconscious, allowing him to eventually save the queen.
Now, I personally don't care what the plot is in a porno, but, uh, secret agents? I'll just leave is at that.

It's exactly the same in every single scene: felatio, vaginal, anal, gacial pop shot (with some lesbian stuff in a couple of scenes). The beauty of some of the girls in the video enhances the sensuality alot, but the monotone, often dull sex just begs you to press the FF button.

the looks of some of the girls (the eastern european girls and Nikki Anderson. ) Although they can't act, read lines, or put any visible enthusiasm into the sex, they are DAMN GOOD LOOKING.

Several things: the rettible acting, the dull sex, the poor directing, and the fact that JJ Michaels is actually arrogant enough to show himself screwing 8 girls. This works with Peter North, but definitely not with this guy.

Granted, it has great looking girls (and a chubby girl, and three other less that beautiful girls). It also has all facials. But the dull sex ruins it! Because of this, which I believe to be a direct result of poor directing, the video loses points and gets a 7. Sorry girls! It's not your fault.

Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM