I'm going back a few years for this title. It's getting tougher to find VHS titles to review now that nearly all companies have abandoned the format for screeners. I had this one in my collection and since I seem to have fallen off of the Kick Ass radar again, I'm going to give it a close look. Since it's in my personal collection you might imagine that I like the flick already and that there are a few of my favorite babes on hand. Kaylynn is a natural for a movie that focuses on hot chicks with glasses. She just looks perfect in specs and always seems like a proper woman with a seriously nasty side. Not that we need any more reasons to love the movie, but Avena Lee has that schoolgirl gone mad quality that makes for great porn. The other girls are nothing to sneeze at either and should fit in with the specs style quite nicely.

Jasmine Lynn plays a teacher who gives a concerned father some special attention. She looks a little young, but falls for his ass kissing ways when he gives her an orange and checks her out. He helps her out of her clothes, but they leave her specs on as the action picks up. Jasmine bends over the desk and lets him lick her from behind before she rolls over and presents him with her feet. Her pussy is nice and wet by the time he's finished fingering it, so that cock should slide right home. Just to make sure Jasmine gets down on her knees and sucks his throbbing tool. This is a well shot blowjob that is slightly too short, but shows off her pretty face and the glasses well. Our sexy teacher looks right at home bent over her desk as he pounds away. There are the obligatory foot shoots of course, but we also get to see the action really well when they move into RCA. Jasmine is great in this position and fucks him so hard it looks like she's jerking him off with her asshole. Kick ass scenes are often quite short, but this one goes on for quite a while, with fantastic anal action and the occasional A2M in between positions. She gets down and takes a bit load right on her glasses, licking it off like a good girl.

I have always had a crush on Avena Lee. There is just something hot about her no matter what she is or isn't wearing. She's a human resources manager who has a meeting with Jay Ashley. He's a chronic masturbator who in trouble for sexually harassing himself. As he begs not to be fired, Avena figures out that she can exploit the situation to her advantage. She looks gorgeous in her corporate suit and makes Jay start with her feet before he gets to her really good parts. Working his way up to her ass, Jay playfully spanks it before he turns her around and licks the sweet juices from between Avena's parted thighs. As hot as that looks, it can't compare to the sight of our lovely young girl using her mouth on his cock. With the glasses and braces on Avena is just a walking collection of filthy fetish material. When add in the fact that she looks great and sucks a mean dick you get porn perfection. Getting into reverse cowgirl she does her best to hide her little tummy. I don't know why they are so intent on covering up what is certainly not a big stomach. Avena bends over the desk and gets fucked hard from behind. Jay gives her all he's got in mish and gets her boobs wiggling nicely. I think that our lovely little HR manager is enjoying harassing her fellow employee. Jay enjoys pulling her onto the floor and unloading all over her glasses. She eats it up like a good girl and adds another chapter in her growing portfolio of strokable scenes.

For Talon, the glasses-wearing chick who turns him on is exchange student Alexis Malone. He would have no chance with the cold blonde without Specs Appeal, but they give him the right lines and soon he's licking her tits like he actually likes them. Moving to the ass he seems much more at home. Watching him lick her feet and her pussy just looks odd. He clearly would rather be someplace else and she seems about as responsive as such indifference would warrant. With her glasses still on Alexis returns the favor, kicking the heat up quite a bit, tough Talon seems to need to shove her head quite a bit. Alexis looks great in RC and they seem to get over the indifference to each other that has made the scene a little boring so far. In the end they just look too bored and he barely manages to dribble a bit on her glasses.

Barrett Blade is an ordinary guy with a thing for the health food nut at the local store. He gives her the lines, but I think she's only fucking him to help with business at her organic grocery store. He enjoys slowly taking off her clothes and starting at her feet to make the long journey up her legs. She looks great with her feet in the air and that inviting pussy just waiting. Damn I get turned on every time I see Kaylynn. Maybe it's those long legs. Then again, watch her suck cock and tell me she isn't one of the hottest girls ever. She opens side and makes every inch of his dick vanish with ease. We could use some more eye contact and close up shots of the blowjobs, but the make up for a bit with some good and foot shots. Holding her ass for us, she gets on top of Barrett and works him over like he owes her money. He rolls her over into piledriver and then goes to work on that tight ass. This is a great position for her, but the action is shot from too far away. The camera moves in for better anal coverage during the doggy, but we missed out on some great stuff already. Kaylynn may be playing a vegan chick, but she definitely loves the meat. The harder he fucks her the more she smiles back at him. When she asks him to cum on her glasses, Barrett unloads his sex pistol and watches Kaylynn thoroughly clean her lenses and finish up every drop. Even with some problems, this scene kicks ass.

Anna Mills has a tough act to follow. She is a hot coffee shop girl who has Steve Hatcher all in knots. As it turns out he owns the donut shop next door and Anna has a pastry fetish. She is down to her panties and glasses in no time, rubbing her ass against his lap while he works on her nipples. There is some foot play of course and this girl really seems to be having a good time with that part of the action. Then again she is up for a little bit of everything, letting him spank her and saving up some really good moans for feel of his mouth on her really meaty lips. If you like the bubble gum pussies, then this girl is going to turn you on and the extra attention Steve pays to those lips will make for very good porn. Anna holds her hands behind her back and uses just her mouth to work to the base of Hatcher's cock. If they spent as much time with this part of the scene as they did with the rest, we would have plenty to scream about. Instead it's just a half-ass blowjob scene that is cut way to freaking short. After a very promising start, things get way too choppy when the fucking starts. Anna is nice to look at, but they can't seem to find a comfortable position on the soft couch and we end up searching for a decent angle. There are some good tight shots of those meat flaps again, but mostly it seems like we're waiting for Hatch to get off. Anna turns a bit cold as he nuts across her face and tries to get it on the glasses. There was great promise here, it just didn't quite work out.

This is a good movie from start to finish if you dig the glasses fetish. Like a lot of the Kick Ass movies it does have some problems for the mainstream stroke audience though. The blowjobs are too short, some of the angles are too soft and we often feel like we're in a foot fetish video. Those issues aside, there are some hot fucks her. Kaylynn is brilliant as always. She should probably be in every Specs Appeal scene ever shot because she fits the fetish so perfectly. (And because she can outperform almost anyone in porn.) Jasmine Lynn gives one of the best anal scenes we have seen in this line. Avena Lee is Avena Lee, meaning she is hot as fuck and looks totally naughty in her specs. There is enough good stuff in the three really hot scenes to make this a decent stroke flick for anyone. If you happen to love the specs angle, then it's worth a look, especially for lovely Kaylynn. Ahhhh, Kaylynn.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06