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Starring: Starring: This modern spin on "The Graduate" starts off with Mr. Abernathy and his business partner, Harold Wilkenson (Randy Spears) having a brief chat with the younger Abernathy, Dustin (Dick Smothers, Jr. ). Although the teaser in the background doesn't blossom into immediate carnality, just hold your horses. Soon enough, Mr. Wilkenson hooks up with his secretary, Goldie (Ava Vincent). This classy lady smoulders, lavishing a steady blowjob on her boss. Eva looks pretty rocking back and forth with her breasts hanging out just a little, showing some perky nipples.

After this, Dustin stops by Mr. Wilkenson's house for a chat. He's greeted by Mr. Wilkenson's seductive wife, Ann (Ona Zee), and one thing leads to another. But before you get your hopes up, Dustin gets only a handjob.

But the action heats up with a poolside tryst between Mrs. Abernathy (Cindy Crawford) and the pool-man. (Lee Stone). Mr. Stone's tounging leaves the lithe blonde with a toothy grin, and she responds with a blowjob, getting her whole body into motion. Our couple moves into a cowgirl position, and the little lady is soon bucking bronco like a Texas rodeo. (Those are some fine curves on Ms. Crawford). But wait, our couple elects to go for some acrobatic screwing. After some Olympic style pounding, Lee spews his seed on Cindy's prettily pierced p***y.

The next scene starts out with Dustin and Mrs. Wilkenson in a hotel room, figuring out their reasons for thier fling. The discussion becomes a fantasy in which Dustin and Ann morph into an Elvis impersonator (Brett Rockman) and a red-hot blonde (Jessica Darlin). Things get started in this Heartbreak Hotel with Elvis licking Jessica's lower holes. Jessica responds by sucking on Elvis' hunk of burning love(pole), giving a spirited blowjob in the process, replete with simmering eye contact. And even with her panties on, Jessica has a superb ass. But when those panties come off, Elvis starts rocking his pelvis. Of course, Jessica being the princess of anal, she offers her bunghole for some amourous drilling. Naturally, being an Extreme Associates veteran, Jessica alternates from her butthole to ASM and back again repeatedly. Wow!

Anyhow, Dustin is getting concerned that this affair is like some movie he's seen before. In researching this hunch, we end seeing Mrs. Wilkinson in a porno tape with some stranger (Marc Davis). After the preliminary oral sex, Marc and Ona opt for a standing boff. Somehow, either it rains, or the "heat" causes some sprinklers to go off.

At this point, Dustin is determined to break away from Ann and her desire to keep Dustin from his true love, Katherine (Aurora Snow, sporting some lighter hair). When Dustin and Katherine are finally reunited, they drive to a secluded pool/grotto to ignite their burning lust. Mr. Smothers Jr. gets a full-blown porn baptism here, starting with some warm oral action, and working up to some smooth cowgirl, followed by a slow and steady dose of missionary. Needless to say, love conquers all.

Some great camera work here, especially with the Crawford-Stone scene. The video-store sequence was a decent touch. Plus, the boxcover is an eye-catcher. As for the plot, it's not entirely, predictable, and Mr. Smother's Jr. gives a decent, comical performance (first time out).

The cast of talented performers ensured some hot sex. Jessica's rectal rutting is a superb example of perfect porn heat. Everyone's efforts give the eroticism a letter grade of A-/A.

It was a toss-up between seeing Jessica Darlin back in action, and seeing Cindy Crawford in action for the first time.

The "period" music was pretty damn chessy. (Even for a porn flick).

VCA's interpretation does homage to the original. It deserves a 9.

Posted By The D-Man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM