Roger's Rating:

There are so many big black dick lines on porn shelves these days that apparently the powers that be have run out of ideas. At least ideas with actual black dicks. What we have left is this oddity from the mind of Slain Wayne and the other folks over at Pariah. We've got a movie that stars real white girls with real black guys. So what's fake? The dicks of course. That's right, the big black dicks carried around by porn studs just aren't big enough. We get to watch guys in masks holding even bigger dicks and fucking chicks with them. You know what? I'm at a loss for words, I really am.

First up is Natalee Long, a young blonde who has no idea what is in store for her. She does some nice tease footage before the guy comes in. He's got a mask on and is sporting an impossibly huge fake dick. Natalee can only get the head of that thing in her mouth while she works the full length of the shaft with both hands. There is a certain freak show appeal, but it is also odd to watch a guy just stand there watching a girl suck a dildo he's holding. Since it is so big, she really can't do much with it. When she squats over it, she can barely keep the head in. They finish off the scene with a big monster fake pop as well.

Sticking with the blonde theme we get pigtailed Goldie Coxx. We get to watch her masturbate a bit in her schoolgirl uniform. This time two big fake dicks come in to work her over. The shock on her face is pretty interesting, but the action isn't any better than the first time around. She does her best to keep it interesting by talking to the camera as they try to work the heads into her holes. The big pops kind of flood her face and Goldie looks scared from start to finish.

Ruby is a rather attractive woman who would probably do a great scene with a real cock. She does her best to play the part, but she just looks bored and a little confused by the huge toy hanging in her face. They even try anal, but that just isn't going to happen with this dong. Somehow I think the novelty has complexly worn off and we're just killing time now.

Natalee Long is the last girl in the movie. She looks pretty cute lying on the couch, but it is hard to get excited when we know that things are going to go downhill. Natalee tries to be shocked when she pulls out the big fake dick

What is the point of this movie? It's interracial sex I suppose and it plays into the huge hung fantasy. Of course none of the girls can come close to handling the fake cocks so the novelty wears thing pretty quickly. I suppose if you really love the idea of over-sized cocks you might stick around longer than I did before checking out. To be honest, the masks and the fake dick stuff feel like a single scene from a Slain Wayne movie and might have been cool on that level. Instead we sit through the same stuff four times and it's pretty lame. In fact, I found myself wondering if the guys were wearing masks because they were just so embarrassed by the absurdity of it all.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM