The D-Man's Rating:

Starring: This penetrating look at the fair-haired (yet dim-witted) female of the species begins with a police officer (Lee Stone) pulling over a swerving driver, Jody. (Holly Hollywood). As it turns out, Jody isn't drunk, just overly blonde. Naturally, she has to submit to a "breathalyzer". The investigation when the officer shares his "nightstick" with the bewildered driver. As a result, the couple ends up boinking on the hood of the officer's cruiser. No doubt, Holly is a piece of eye candy, with some noticeably perky nipples. It's only after this scene do we see the opening credits.

Afterward, Brandy (Hannah Harper) tells her bubbly friend Bambi (Avy Scott) about her sister Jamie catching her cheating boyfriend (Joel Lawrence) with some non-blonde floozy. (The amply tattoed and pierced Chloe Dior). Chloe warms her man up with a sloppy blow-job and progresses to a series of hard-thumping positions. Joel finishes by drilling Chloe's rack and spewing his seed accordingly. Then the angry girlfriend shows up. . . Anyhow, back at home, Nikki (Kelly Passion, who looks somewhat like another blonde sex star, Lovette) enjoys some solo post-breakfast action in the kitchen. Then we get to see Dillon pick-up both Brandy and Bambi in a department store. Both lovely ladies work on Dillon, and eventually, it becomes a torrid, all-out threesome.

But hold on, there more where that came from. Back at home, Nikki is seducing her driving instructor (Steve Holmes). (Replete with an Evil Angel t-shirt in a legend video). Nikki parts her shapely legs, followed by her luscious lips, and her instructor is soon demonstrating some "driving" skills. This little number is follwed by a wet t-shirt contest, which Brandy wins. Of course, the contest judge (Even Stone) just has to celebrate with the clueless bimbo. This starts off with Hannah giving a spirited blow-job, and then it's on the bar forsome raunchy rutting. Then we get a standing position, followed by an energetic reverse cowgirl, topped off with a steady dose of anal. Just another solid performance from Ms. Harper.

Commendable. The scenes revolved around certain well-known blonde jokes. And when it came to the sex, the cameras picked some quality action. (I most like the Chloe's from behind shot while she was doing doggie).

The video runs out a consistent stream of healthy heat. If I had to give the eroticism a letter grade, I'd give it a B+.

All of the beautiful women. Each and every one looked and performed great. Of all the vixens, Chloe and Avy caught my attention the most.

I don't know who played Jamie, but damn she was a cutie-pie! Yet she didn't have any sex. Too bad.

A light-hearted comedy, with stunning women and good sex. I think it deserves an 8. 5 out of 10.

Posted By The D-Man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM