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Little French Maid Movie
Little French Maid Description:
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Starring: This release from early '80s is somehow considered a classic. Maybe its the subject. This is one of the few films to play off that musty fantasy about humping someone in a frilly maid's uniform. Though the sex is sometimes potent, overall the film is a static wall-to-waller powered by cute Connie Peterson (who never really broke out) as the nympho maid who spends more time on her back than dusting. She does, however, get to spread 'em for some of the industry's most famous cocks, including John Holmes, Mike Ranger, Paul Thomas, Johnny Keyes, and Mike Horner. A standard low-budget quickie, the set pieces are so basic we rarely leave the house. You don't need much writing with a plot this limited. It all rests with Connie, essentially doing a one-woman sex review, and there's no denying her appeal. She's a game performer. If you like films where the girl is passed from guy to guy, this is for you. Any scene where the girl handles Paul Thomas (playing the master of the house) and Holmes (the butler) at the same time is one to remember. She also takes on Paula Smith and Holmes, then discovers Johnny Keyes eyeing her lustfully. This girl can't get enough. So off comes the uniform and in goes Johnny. It turns out out gal likes backdoor action. Connie may be an able sex kitten, but her acting abilities are limited. Some of the line readings are lame. But, then little effort went into this beyong the sex scenes. The film's later attempts at romance are just plain weak. A 7. She makes it worth seeing. But a classic? Nah.
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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