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Funny Boners Movie
Funny Boners Description:
TRADE-IN
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Starring: A haren of lovely ladies awaits the viewer. The movie begins with a blind stranger entering a bar staffed by the wonderfully attired Hannah Harper. For a drink or two, the stranger regales Hannah with bawdy tales that provide a half dozen scenes. (Care of Jereme Tanner). The first scene features Rose (Hannah) giving her husband, Jim (Mike Horner) a hummer in the shower. While the first scene it's a BJ-only encounter, it leads to another scene, this time between Hannah and Joel Lawrence. As expected, Hannah looks and performs pretty good, from oral sex to anal sex. Afterward, Brittney Skye pays off a bet to Dillion Day with what else, pulse pounding sex. This leads to an school-girl inspired threesome between Steve Holmes and Hannah and Mika Tan. It's a fairly energetic scene, and everyone leaves satisfied. The fifth scene has Steve Holmes fulfilling the sexual wishes of a "genie" played by Felix Vicious. Our horny genie certainly knows how to give a sloppy BJ followed by a solid secne. Finally, Tony Pound scores with a cheating wife, played by another sex dynamo, Star E. Knight. Fairly standard, but no real problems. The "jokes" that provide the stories are fairly simple, but hey, it's a great excuse for watching hot sex. The Holmes/Herper/Tan threesome was a sexual feeding frenzy. But then again, any scene featuring a sex kitten like Hannah Harper is going to be good. It warrants a 8 out of 10. Hannah Harper in three scenes. (Including one anal). Of course, the other actresses add significantly to the video. The "punchlines" were fairly predictable. For some reason, a scene with Hannah Harper giving only a blow job didn't seem right. If you are a Hannah Harper fan (like me), then you will probably want this video. But it's the combined carnal efforts for everyone involved that gives this offering from Legend it's strength. It deserves a rating of 8 out of 10.
Posted By The D-Man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Funny Boners DVD
Custodian Of Records Funny Boners DVD (U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Funny Boners DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Funny Boners DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Funny Boners DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Funny Boners DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Funny Boners DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: J. Richman, Custodian of Records, Legend Video, 9145 Owensmouth Avenue, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Legend Video hereby certifies that Funny Boners DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Funny Boners DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Funny Boners DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Funny Boners DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Funny Boners DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Funny Boners DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Funny Boners DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: J. Richman, Custodian of Records, Legend Video, 9145 Owensmouth Avenue, Chatsworth, CA 91311. Legend Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Funny Boners DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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