Roger's Rating:

Mary Carey is kicking off her 2006 campaign by getting her name out there. Throwing together a movie with a title that is also a campaign slogan is a pretty good start. With her new look and new company, she is working hard to make sure that we remember her name come Election Day. (Hey, she is a much better candidate than Angelides or Camejo.) She and a collection of hot blondes are around to get fucked in this flick. Katie Morgan is at the top of the list for totally hot blondes. Cassie Courtland is coming quickly and then we've got Mary. We know that he knows how to be a star. Can she still bring the big sexual heat with her new look and deal.

This is another cock-umentary about sex and politics. That is just an excuse of course to get the cameras in for the shoot. Lee Stone and Katie Morgan take the first spot in the batting order. In past movies Lee played Governor Arnold, but in this one he is just playing meat puppet number one. Lucky Lee gets to east Katie's sweet little pussy. He scoops her up in his arms and locks up for some hot looking 69. We don't get nearly enough good blowjob footage and that kind of sucks. Katie is so freaking hot that we really should see more of that pretty face. Lee tosses her around and gives her that big dick. The scene is way too short with decent energy. It still feels a bit like a waste of Katie's obvious charms.

Mary and Lexie Marie hook up for a battle of the blondes. With Mary's new look, these two sort of look like clones. Same blonde hair, same fake racks and the same love for sweet slit. They break out a toy and work each other over. I like the eye candy in this scene, but Mary seems to be more about typical porn energy these days and less about the fun she used to have. There was something about her in scenes that always made us smile and now it seems to be a little glossier.

Tony Tedeschi and Cassie Courtland hook up for the next scene. Tony does a rather poor Christopher Walken impersonation before turning his attentions to the pretty young blonde. I love the way this girl looks in her bikini, but it doesn't stay on very long. (Kind of tough to eat her pussy with the fabric in the way.) Cassie has a really sweet face and looks like the girl next door as she takes his seasoned sausage between her skilled lips. Longer footage would be nice, but what we have here is pretty good. Tony enjoys her thin body, tossing her up onto the edge of the Jacuzzi and goes to town. We get some nice tight shots of her shaved pussy, but once again the action is over too quickly with a load for her hungry mouth.

Mary comes back for a boy/girl scene with Nick Manning. (Not sure if she is still with her boyfriend or if she is opening up to other guys again.) The nice part about watching Nick eat pussy is that he can't do his He-Man growl thing. The bad part is that we have to watch Nick eat pussy. When they trade places he growls a bit, but the short blowjob works in our favor this time. The blowjob is shot really soft and we miss out on seeing her go to town on a hard dick. At least the fucking is better. Watching Mary fuck hard in doggy is pretty great. It is a fairly average with two bonuses. First, Mary takes a nice load in the mouth and second, Nick nearly stays quiet for the whole thing.

Now that we have seen the star of the movie in her last scene, we have a mop up mess with Reno fucking Lexi Bardo. She is the only non-blonde in the movie and the sex is every bit as choppy and soft as the rest. This time the music is really loud and this honestly feels like an unrelated scene that was just tacked on at the end for kicks. It's totally forgettable and you guys might want to skip it and just watch the BTS reel instead.

This is a very odd and rather disappointing little feature. The story is similar, but it seems to have more to do with a taped interview between Mary and the most recognizable non-fucker in the industry. It provides for some funny stuff, but it drags things down a bit. Mary's scenes are the reason we tune in and they are OK. I just feel like something is missing. Maybe it's the new body or the new face, but she just doesn't seem to be having as much fun as she used to. We have lots of blondes with fake tits, but we didn't have a lot of naturally busty, fun chicks like Mary. She and Katie are great and Cassie is quite the cutie. The biggest problem is that all of the sex scenes feel short. They are shot soft, lack spark and really aren't nearly as good as we have come to expect. This is good for a laugh, but sexually it is a let down and we better hope for a rally from Mary if she intends to heat up the campaign trail.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM