Miles' Rating:

Starring: Ona Zee and Mike Horner are perfectly cast as porn versions of the creepy, kooky family from television and movies. And who else would you let round out this gang of eccentric millionaire ghoulies but Ron Jeremy? The casting is excellent.

But that's where the film remains the strongest. This is a solid concept in need to hot sex to pump up the heat. As written, the video is fun, but never delivers the kinky pairings you would expect from the set-up.

It's hard to find these goofy characters erotic. The plot certainly offers opportunity for a little raunchiness. It seems the family's net worth is near worthless, which forces the clan to open their house as a bordelo. Imagine the endless possibilities for kink. Well, you'll have to, because the sex here is all played straight.

Hats off to Ona and Mike. Their performances are right on the money. And I have to say Jeremy's bang with Charisma delivers, as does a gang-bang with Jon Dough, Diedre Holland, and Ona.

But the main girl-girl between Charisma and Kim Angeli is directed without much punch. It's clear most of the planning went into executing the idea, not the sex scenes.

A 7. But it's more for the performances than the humping.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM